Party of the Century!

     Come one come all to the greatest party in the world, nay the universe, hosted by yours truly, Vana Babikian. My incredible and totally breathtaking party will be held in the Roman Colosseum for three days straight (alcohol provided)! During the day the inside of the colosseum will hold a paintball tournament which will last till the third day, while at night the field will be used for the two night laser tag tournament. For my theme I have chosen: Time to Glow, at night everything will be glow in dark including the inner field and every piece of furniture. Since there is no budget limit, I will own all of Rome (this includes the hotels, restaurants, and stores). By doing this my guests will be able to check into any hotel, eat at any restaurant, and buy anything they desire for free, and then return to the party. The circular hallways of the colosseum will be transformed into lounges where the guests will sit, eat, and chat. The guest list includes everyone I know, expert magicians, some circus folk, every celebrity (except Ben Affleck and Justin Bieber), and special invitations will be given to the casts of; Person of Interest, Elementary, Gotham, The Big Bang Theory, and FRIENDS. There will absolutely be no clowns attending this party and if one does they will be escorted out by the guards’ (specially trained CIA agents). The main menu will include Italian food (of course), sushi, chinese food, burgers with fries, and lastly hot wings. Music will be performed by Maroon 5 on the first day, Imagine Dragons on the second, and Fall Out Boy on the third. Drag races will be held outside of the colloseum and the drivers will be given their own Hennessey Venom GT (fastest car in the world) to drive in the race (which will be 95% safe). I hope everyone will be able to make it and enjoy themselves (seriously though, no clowns).